Party's Over at Restaurant Les Princesses d'Hochelaga with Topless Ban

Some people are willing to go extra lengths to improve business. In the Hochelaga-Maisonneuve borough of Montreal, the restaurant Les Princesses d'Hochelaga had topless waitresses attracting and serving customers for over eleven years. So popular was the restaurant that people from as far as Ontario and the United States would come to the restaurant for a visit. However, the Quebec Superior Court recently banned the practice of topless waitressing for that restaurant because it lacked a permit for erotic exhibition. Because it was located near the Olympic stadium, it couldn't get one either. After the ban, business dropped sharply, for obvious reasons. The restaurant had also lost its liquor license in 2008 and haven't renewed it until just recently.

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Yogi Laser Gets Discount for Small Coffin By Fitting In

Planning ahead is a good virtue. Contortionist Yogi Laser planned to be buried in a small coffin upon his death. Opting to get a fabulous deal, Laser agreed to the offer made by Mike Zohn, one of the owners of Obscura Antiques and Oddities in New York, to show off his special skills by trying to fit inside a four feet coffin in exchange for a $150 discount. The bizarre act was recorded by the Science Channel. Like buying new clothes, it's always a good idea to test them out first.

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Hospital Nurses Shut Patient Up By Putting Tape Over Her Mouth

The Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, Utah got flak from a patient's daughter for doing an inhumane act. Brittany Bilson's mother, Penny Artalejo, got bad treatment at the hospital. Due to an accident years ago, she had a medical problem that required her to take special medication regularly. However, recently the problem got out of hand when her mother had overdosed on painkillers. Artajo's daughter had to call 911 to get her mother to the hospital quickly. Expecting her mother to be treated well, because the service was alright in the past, Bilson was surprised when her mother told her that two nurses had placed tape over her mouth to keep her silent because of uncontrollable chattering of her teeth. When the daughter complained, hospital administrators investigated and later fired the male and female nurses, who will never become nurses again because their actions were recorded by Utah's Division of Occupational and Professional Licensing.

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Charlene Ferrero Dies After Sleepwalking into Lake and Drowning

Sleepwalkers have been known to do many strange things and totally forgetting about them afterwards, such as defecating publicly in the streets. Sometimes it can be fatal. Charlene Ferrero was a fifty-five-year-old woman who had a sleepwalking problem since she was a child. A few nights ago, her latest sleepwalking episode became fatal when she drowned in a lake after falling from a train trestle. She had gone out from her apartment in the middle of the night and unwittingly walked to her own death. Neighbors had reported to the police of a suspicious woman walking zombie-like in the streets, but apparently nothing was done. Teresa Cerini, Ferrero's neighbor, had encountered Ferroro that night, but did nothing to stop the dangerous sleepwalking. It wasn't until early next morning that her body was found floating up in the lake.

Sleepwalking has been blamed on genetics and sleeping pills such as Ambien. However, there's no conclusive evidence linking to either theories. There has yet to be a scientific explanation for this kind of behavior.

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Woman Desperate for Sign Sees Jesus in Melted Crayons

Claims of Jesus appearing on everyday objects and places appear in the news occasionally. Recently, a woman in Blue Springs, Missouri claimed to have see it in her son's crayons that were recently melted in an oven. Melting crayons is a common activity for kids. Tara Gomez was desperate for a divine sign from God, and she apparently got what she wanted in one of the most ordinary of places. Skeptics say that people have a psychological tendency to see what they want to see in meaningless patterns and squiggles. Whether Gomez's son's melted crayons is an actual sign from God or the result of an overactive imagination is up to the reader to decide.

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What Comes Around Goes Around: Shoplifters Got their Vehicle Burglarized

Karma may exist after all. One late afternoon, Korin Vanhouten, forty-seven, and Eldon Alexander, thirty-six, shoplifted at WinCo Foods in Ogden. They stole low-value goods worth around twenty-five dollars, but was discovered and cited. When they returned to their truck, they realized that their stereo, amplifier, drum machine, and cigarettes were stolen. Despite a police car being parked right next to the store, the burglary of sixty dollars worth of items in their vehicle still took place. Not a fair exchange for the time spent in the illegal activity.

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From Demonic Dog to Demon-Warding Pendants

Olga Horvat, an artist residing in New York, capitalized on the tragic accidental death of her poodle toy dog by using it as part of her dramatic sales pitch for demon-warding pendants. She claimed that after purchasing Princess, he family went through constant bad luck, such as a costly $7000 bed bug termination fee, her husband having a car accident and then getting Churg-Strauss Syndrome (an autoimmune disease), and her young daughter almost getting kicked out of school for touching a Muslims student with a glove (cooties).

Shortly after her dog died, she published a book called Paranormal Pooch, which talked about her experiences with the alleged demonic-possession of her dog that she was never able to train. Along with the book, she began selling energy shield pendants for both people and dogs. Skeptics were unconvinced of her dubious claims of her dog story, which could be explained conventionally, and her jewelry. Glen Dash, who tests goods for supernatural shielding effects, sad that demon-warding claim of her jewelry is nothing but baloney. Joshua Warren was less judgmental, merely saying that her claims are hard to verify.

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Crazy Woman Stabs Classmate in Anger Management Class

Luna Oraivej, a thirty-seven-year-old woman, was attending anger management class taught by the Court Services Institute along with many other people. Things were routine until a woman got to class late. Despite being against the rules, the instructor, Eric Leberg, allowed the late woman in class, most likely because of the red bandana on her leg, which is a sign of a gang member. A video of Dr. Phil was showing, and it happened to pissed off Faribah Maradiaga, the latecomer. Luna Oraivej told the Maradiaga to give the video "a chance", and that remark got her stabbed by Maradiaga. Maybe the mental institution is a more fitting place for her? Leberg did nothing to stop the violence nor asked Oraivej if she was alright after Maradiaga was arrested. Despite suffering from bloody wounds, Oraivej continued attending class out of fear that she won't get credit. Afterwards, she sued CSI for compensation.

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Christmas Celebration Banned in Canadian School

In what some view as a forceful posturing of political correctness, an Ottawan school in Canada has decided to ban the traditional celebration of Christmas. That means that there would be no decorations, music, food, or anything else related to Christmas. Staff and students will have to put up with a generic arts and crafts day. Principal Rowland claimed that it was done out of respect for the multicultural aspect of the community. This looks like another step in the slippery slope towards the removal of traditional Western culture.

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Man Died from Failed Penis Improvement Injection

Justin Street, a 22-year-old man, went to the home of Kasia Rivera, a 34-year-old woman, for a procedure to lengthen his penis. Ms. Rivera, a quack doctor, accidentally killed Street after the injected silicone clogged up blood vessels, resulting in a fatal silicone embolism. She was subsequently arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter.

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Woman Desperate for a Hit Cooks Meth in Walmart

Never underestimate the stupidity of people. A woman named Alisha Halfmoon was desperate for some meth, but lacked the money to buy the street drug, so she decided to cook some of her own. However, she was too poor to even buy the ingredients. Going to the cheapest place she could find, she went inside a Walmart store in Tulsa, Oaklahoma to steal some instead. Rather than taking the ingredients out of a store, she cooked it in a discreet location inside the store. Her actions resulting from her sheer stupidity triggered the fire alarm and subsequently firefighters came. She was later arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine and using an altered prescription.

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Occupy French Nuclear Plant: Greenpeace Terrorists

Exploiting loopholes in security, rabid Greenpeace activists covertly raided a nuclear power plant operated by Electricite de France (EDF) in Nogent-sur-Seine, France and hung a banner with a taunting message on the wall of a reactor containment structure. Police hunted down the environmental vigilantes in a long game of hide-and-seek. Despite the promises of the French government to improve the safety and security of their nuclear power plants after the Fukushima Daiichi power plant disaster, this act only exposed how much more work they still had to do. After the incident, Claude Gueant, the interior minister, ordered a thorough check for similar antics in other power plants.

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Strange Bright Object Near Mercury - Most Likely Not UFO

The event captured by Heliospheric Imager-1 in digital video has send Youtube viewers and other members of the online community into a frenzy of speculation. Some believe NASA definitely captured the evidence of aliens while others remain skeptical of the extraterrestrial theory.

Nathan Rich, a engineer of the United States Naval Research Laboratory, offered a more mundane explanation. The mysterious object is actually Mercury from the previous day. The image got in there because of the way the software processes the visual date. Astronomer Dr. Heather Couper has the same opinion, saying that the object is just an artifact of image processing.

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Drunken Man Killed by Piranhas in Bolivia

A man died shortly after being eaten by Piranhas. He had consumed alcohol until he was drunk before jumping into the the river from his boat. Police official of Guayaramerin, Daniel Cayaya, said that the person was an 18-year-old fisherman from Rosario del Yata. It was suspected that he committed suicide because as a fisherman the man knew the dangers of the river.

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Jesus Christ, It's a Bacon! Get in the Car!

Christianity, a global religion, has many followers who interpret religious history the way the see fit. With the holidays approaching, food service businesses and home cooks have come up with unique representations of Nativity, or the celebration of the Jesus Christ's birth. Bacon, chicken, and beef are modeled after notable persons Jesus, Mary, and the three wisemen. Sometimes they are represented as cats, dogs, and other animals. Extremists may call this sacrilegious, but at least the people who make these bizarre dishes have no fear of getting death threats for exercising their imaginations.

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Political Correctness Gone Overboard: Elementary Schooler Got Suspension for Calling Teacher "Cute"

In Gaston County, North Carolina, an elementary school teacher took exception to a student's comment directed at her. Emanyea, a nine-year-old student at Brookside Elementary School, called his teacher "cute". That innocuous statement was interpreted as sexual harassment by the teacher and he was subsequently suspended for two days. Gaston County officials confirmed that the statements were "inappropriate". Chiquita Lockett, the boy's mom, was perplexed as to why he was suspended.

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Nando's Last Dictator Standing Ad Pulled for Being Politically Incorrect

A South African fast food restaurant chain based in Johannesberg has recently been under fire by sensitive political zealots for its recent Last Dictator Standing Ad. The ad features past and present notorious dictators such as Mao Zedong, Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, and Robert Mugabe engaging in childish activities. Due to threats of violence from extremists, the restaurant voluntarily pulled its ads.

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Max Mosley Sues Google to Save Face

Shamed by the widespread publicity of his sexual tastes in perverted fetishes, Max Mosley announced during the Leveson Inquiry that he is suing Google in French and German courts in an attempt to force them to remove any online references to his erotic orgies in public sex clubs. Though Google is already removing the worst of the references to his shameful acts, he wants make sure that references to his BDSM orgies will never appear in future search results.

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14-Year-Old Girl Peppersprays 9 Classmates into Submission

Pepper spray has made big news recently from UC Davis to Walmart. Recently, nine students in the Harlem of NYC had to be admitted to the local hospital because of injuries caused by their classmate pepperspraying them. The remorseless 14-year-old girl unleashed the defense weapon "indiscriminately" in the air during class, causing her surrounding classmates to be hurt. In New York, not even the schools are safe.

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Holy Western Wall in Jerusalum Not Built by Herod

Herod was originally credited with building Temple Mount, an ancient temple built during Roman times. However, new evidence counters that claim. Several coins that were made during the governorship of Valerius Gratus in 17 A.D. suggested that the Temple was built many after Herod's death. In addition to finding other Roman artifacts, this finding provided more evidence for the theory that unemployed Jewish workers revolted after finishing the wall.

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Queen's Bands Cheerleaders Banned

Due to inappropriate material in the pamphlets distributed by the Queen's Bands Cheerleading group to its own members, the administrators banned the group for the duration of the term. Some of the pamphlets included phrases like "I will rape you with a lamp" and photoshopped pictures of people with dicks protruding from their mouths. Titles for the pamphlets have included "Mouth raping your little sister since 1905", "Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905", and "Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905".

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Nicolas Cage Appears On Serbian Biology Textbook

Nicolas Cage is one of those odd celebrities who make appearances in unexpected places. Previously, a photo of a Civil War soldier that looked like him was put up for sale. People immediately joked that Cage was a vampire. He next appeared on the cover on a Serbian biology book along with Holly Hunter. Apparently, the picture of him was ripped off from the movie Raising Arizona. Where would he appear next.

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Gumby Robbers Pleads Guilty for Trying to Rob 7 Eleven

Jacob Kiss and his accomplice Jason Giramma both plead to robbery charges. However, Deputy District Attorney Ramin Tohidi said the sentencing would be lighter if he's currently in school or is employed.

SDPD Detective Gary Hassen described the robbery as follows: Kiss wore a suit into the store and asked for money. The clerk thought it was a joke, but realized it was not when Kiss made a show of reaching for a gun. Due to his guilty conscience, he surrendered to the police afterwards.

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Paranormal Activity: 73-Year-Old Grandmother Molested by Horny Ghost

Doris Birch, a seventy-three-year-old grandmother who lives in a flat in Herne Bay, claims that she's been molested by an unseen molester since months ago. She described the outerworldly experience as being groped and touched by a pair of unseen hands. Shaking the sheets, duvet, and the mattress didn't scare away the invisible entity. She asked for help from her church's vicar and paranormal researcher Ray Herne. Herne claims that he can trap the poltergeist in a light vortex and banish it to where it belongs.

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New Internet Meme: Pepper Spraying Cop

A disturbing act by a police officer was recently captured on video with a cellphone and gained viral status online. It involved a police officer pepper spraying peaceful Occupy Wall Street protesters at UC Davis. People called for the resignation of Chancellor Linda Katehi, who called for an investigation of the incident. Charles J. Kelly, who formerly worked for Baltimore Police Department, said the action was nothing unusual and done according to protocol. It's common for police officers to pepper spray people who aren't compliant with police orders.

Regardless of who's in the wrong, the spraying police officer, Lt. John Pike, is starting to become a meme. There are countless images of him photoshopped on to famous paintings and art including Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass" and Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte".

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Indian Talent Show Goes from Shocking to Bloody

In stunts that would earn censorship in the Western media, Indian stunt men put themselves through bodily harm with feats such as eating glass, beating each up with a hammer while being weighed down with slabs of concrete, and falling through piles of florescent tubes. Throughout all the stunts, the female judge screamed like a damsel in distress.

Caffeine in My Feces? It's More Likely than You Think

Caffeine concentration in the water is a good indicator of pollution from the sewers, a study done Canadian researchers claimed. Professor Sébastien Sauvé and his fellow researchers at the University of Montreal discovered that the amount of fecal coliforms such as E. coli bacteria in the water correlates strongly with the concentration of caffeine in the water. Though the water samples contained other chemicals like Carbamazepine, caffeine showed the strongest correlation. Since caffeine is only discharged by people, it is a sure fire way of detecting domestic water pollution.

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Teen Girl Flipped Out Over Boyfriend's Refusal to Take Her to Twilight Movie

An eighteen-year-old girl from Aurora, Illinois, became very mad after her boyfriend refused to take her to watch the new Twilight movie, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, an angsty teen movie about romantic vampires. Olivia Ornelas got drunk and drove on a car without front tires and eventually ended up in a ditch. When police found her, she slurred her sad story. Not amused, Kendall County police promptly arrested her.

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Two-Headed Turtle and Other Freaks of Nature

The Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles has recently been displaying freaks of nature to the general public. Todd Ray, an avid collector of weird animals, has no qualms about exploiting these animals for profit. His most recent attraction is the two-headed razorback musk turtle--one named Teeny and the other Tiny. The two fused baby turtles are about the size of a penny. Other freakish animals he has include the five-legged dog, two-headed turtle, two-headed calf, three-eyed fish, all of which he bought from other owners.

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Stupid Accidents and Medical Mishaps - iPods Stuck in Rectum and More

X-ray picture of an iPod stuck in rectum


In the twenty-first century, almost nothing is weird anymore. We hear bizarre new stories of everything from strange fetishes, weird habits, to grotesque murders on the news everyday. One person decided to capitalize on this, specifically foreign objects stuck inside the human body. Medical doctor Marty A. Sindhian did some research and wrote a book, Stuck Up, that illustrates the most notable of these accidents, both deliberate and otherwise. Perhaps after reading this book, some people would be enlightened enough to think twice before putting stuff inside their bodies.

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Special-Needs Girl Bullied by Her Own Teachers

When Cheyanne's parents discovered who the real bullies were, they were utterly shocked. At first they didn't worry much about their daughter's claims of being bullied. Bullying is very common in schools after all. When they took the matter to the principal, he merely had a chat with the Christie Wilt, Cheyanne's teacher, and Kelly Chaffins, the teacher's aide. That resulted in nothing so they took the matter to the superintendent of Miami Trace schools Dan Roberts, but that was also useless. In a desperate act, they attached a hidden tape recorder to their daughter and caught the teachers red-handed. Despite a civil lawsuit, the parents wouldn't let up until the teacher is fired.

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Man Eager to Get Laid Got Stabbed by Satanic Women

Rebecca Chandler

Raven Larrabee

An eighteen-year-old man from Phoenix, Arizona met a woman online and, hoping for a sexual tryst with her, went all the way to Milwaukee to meet up with her. Instead of having the time of his life, he went through a nightmare. Together with her roommate, Chandler brutally cut and stab the man over 300 times. Luckily, the man lived to tell the tale. When police arrived, they discovered Satanic paraphernalia. Both Chandler and her roommate Larrabee were arrested.

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Doctor by Day, Serial Killer by Night

During World War II, France was occupied for a time by the Germans. One would expect solidarity amongst the populace against the Nazi invaders, but it wasn't so. Dr. Marcel Petiot was a well-respected doctor who treated people from all walks of life, from refugees to Gestapo agents. He was even once hired by the US as an informer code named Pond. However, his friendly outward concealed a monster within. At night, he would kill people, mostly Jews, and then burn their bodies in a furnace after luring them to his house.

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Marquitte West Gets Two Year Sentence for Beating Up A Gay Man

Marquitte West, while hanging out in Oswego, Chicago, became offended when Bryce Stiff openly showed off his gayness. The offense was enough to make West hire a bunch of thugs, paying them $20 each, to teach West a lesson. After getting beaten brutally, Stiff suffered a lot of injuries and was emotionally scarred. The relatively short sentence for the hate crime caused anger amongst those who wanted a harsher sentence for West.

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New Orleans UFO Mystery Revealed

The alleged UFO that was captured on camera near St. Louis Cathedral and shown on television during a Colt-Saints football game in New Orleans was given a mundane explanation. The original photographer, R.D. Willis, called Huffington Post to correct their story, saying that the lights were nothing but airplanes that happened to fly by during the time-lapse photography. Still, the most hardcore of UFO believers aren't buying the story and called it a coverup.

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German Tourist Cannibalized by Natives in Nuku Hiva

German Tourist Stefan Ramin may have met an unfortunate fate as food for the local cannibals on Nuku Hiva island in French Polynesia. Ramin was having the time of his life with Heike Dorsch in the beautiful jungle island. The Hamburg resident was last seen with Henri Haiti, his tour guide, on a hunt. Haiti returned alone and told Dorsch that Ramin was injured, but immediately tied her up. She managed to escape and alert the authorities. Later burned human remains were found near a camp fire.

Mr. Haiti is the prime suspect. He has a tattoo on his should that symbolizes the Kaioi tribe, a defunct group of people who ate human meat.

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Man Sues Photographer to Recreate Wedding

Todd J. Remis of Manhattan recently sued H & H Photographers for breach of contract, emotional distress, among other things. Remis was dissatisfied over how H&H photographed his wedding with Milena Grzibovska, which took place in 2003, and wanted a refund in addition to $48,000 to recreate the entire wedding from scratch. The suit would have some merit if it weren't for the fact that his marriage ended in divorce and he waited so long to sue. Even the judge joked that the plaintiff was more interested in the memories of the wedding than reality.

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Controversial 9/11 Photo Stirs Controversy

Fearing a massive backlash from the public, author Thomas Hoepker refrained from publishing an apparently insensitive photo taken on the day of the September 11th attack. Even though it's not appropriate for the public, the photo has become one of the most memorable moments captured. Some say it could be interpreted two ways: one is highlighting general public apathy; another is the resilience of the Americans after a huge tragedy.

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Near-Death Experience is Nothing But Imagination, Scientists Say

Many people who survive near-fatal accidents or go through medical treatment claim to have near-death experiences. Unfortunately, scientists don't take the testimonies of the people who make these claims for granted. For those who see the light at the end of the tunnel, scientists say that the effect is caused by the sudden death of certain cells. In addition, the feelings associated with the near-death experience are caused by stress-related hormones. Scientists always have a way of destroying people's wonders.

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U.S. Servicemen Killed By Drone Strike

A United States marine and a medic were killed in a drone strike. This was the first recorded accident involving friendly-fire deaths from drone craft. Details of the incident are murky. Even though commanders in Afghanistan were unable verify the identity of the targets in the surveillance video, the strike was ordered. The unfortunate accident was blamed on miscommunication. No people were charged.

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Russian Man Hoards Over Twenty Female Corpses at Home

Anatoly Moskvin, a forty-five year old man with an apparent necrophilia fetish, was arrested in Russia for digging up over twenty corpses from several local cemeteries. The corpses were all female and between the ages of fifteen and twenty five. He kept them at his home and dressed them up as exotic dolls. His parents were horrified upon their discovery of his crime and reported him to the police.

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Condoleezza Rice Described Gadhafi's Crush on her as 'weird and a bit creepy'

One time Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, on a tour to promote her new book No Higher Honor: A Memoir of My Years in Washington gave tidbits of her experiences working for the US government. She had encountered many weird situations during her visits with foreign leaders. One time she met an African leader who was high on drugs. The meeting with Gadhafi was even weirder. The now dead Libyan leader apparently ad a crush on her. He dedicated a song to her called "African Flower in the White House" and created a video montage of Rice in addition to lavishing her with gifts. She can now breathe a sigh of relief now that her creepy admirer is dead.

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Face of Jesus Inside Testicular Tumor

A face that rivaled that of the previous images of Jesus found in bread, food, and elsewhere was found inside the testes of a man afflicted with a tumor. Canadian doctors were initially shocked, but after sending the ultrasound image to colleagues for review, the mundane explanation was just coincidence.

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Teenage Girl Hangs Herself in Creepy World During Halloween

In Fenton, Missouri, a seventeen-year-old female employee of Creepy World accidentally hanged herself during work. She was discovered by a fellow employee and rushed to a hospital. Visitors may have walked without noticing what had actually happened.

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Aspiring Author Doesn't Know Who J.K. Rowling Is

The Diva star of Jersey Shore, Nicole Polizzi, also known as "Snooki", is the author of A Shore Thing, an unlikely book that made it to the New York Time's best seller list. People may assume that given how she made some success in authoring books, she would know about popular authors as well. But surprisingly, she doesn't know who the author of Harry Potter books is, and not even Maya Angelou, one of the most well-known authors that even Oprah interviewed.

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Man Shoots Neighbor for Telepathically Raping his Wife

Tony Pierce was shot by Michael Selleneit for alleged telepathy harassment and rape of Selleneit's wife. Selleneit claimed self-defense, which police didn't believe because he had been making those allegations of his neighbor for years.

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Police Officer Arrested for Going 120 MPH

Late for work, Fausto Lopez, a police officer, decided to break the law went over 120 MPH on his police vehicle in Miami, Floria. The highway patrol gave chase and Lopez was eventually arrested for speeding.

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