14-Year-Old Girl Peppersprays 9 Classmates into Submission

Pepper spray has made big news recently from UC Davis to Walmart. Recently, nine students in the Harlem of NYC had to be admitted to the local hospital because of injuries caused by their classmate pepperspraying them. The remorseless 14-year-old girl unleashed the defense weapon "indiscriminately" in the air during class, causing her surrounding classmates to be hurt. In New York, not even the schools are safe.

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Holy Western Wall in Jerusalum Not Built by Herod

Herod was originally credited with building Temple Mount, an ancient temple built during Roman times. However, new evidence counters that claim. Several coins that were made during the governorship of Valerius Gratus in 17 A.D. suggested that the Temple was built many after Herod's death. In addition to finding other Roman artifacts, this finding provided more evidence for the theory that unemployed Jewish workers revolted after finishing the wall.

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Queen's Bands Cheerleaders Banned

Due to inappropriate material in the pamphlets distributed by the Queen's Bands Cheerleading group to its own members, the administrators banned the group for the duration of the term. Some of the pamphlets included phrases like "I will rape you with a lamp" and photoshopped pictures of people with dicks protruding from their mouths. Titles for the pamphlets have included "Mouth raping your little sister since 1905", "Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905", and "Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905".

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Nicolas Cage Appears On Serbian Biology Textbook

Nicolas Cage is one of those odd celebrities who make appearances in unexpected places. Previously, a photo of a Civil War soldier that looked like him was put up for sale. People immediately joked that Cage was a vampire. He next appeared on the cover on a Serbian biology book along with Holly Hunter. Apparently, the picture of him was ripped off from the movie Raising Arizona. Where would he appear next.

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Gumby Robbers Pleads Guilty for Trying to Rob 7 Eleven

Jacob Kiss and his accomplice Jason Giramma both plead to robbery charges. However, Deputy District Attorney Ramin Tohidi said the sentencing would be lighter if he's currently in school or is employed.

SDPD Detective Gary Hassen described the robbery as follows: Kiss wore a suit into the store and asked for money. The clerk thought it was a joke, but realized it was not when Kiss made a show of reaching for a gun. Due to his guilty conscience, he surrendered to the police afterwards.

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Paranormal Activity: 73-Year-Old Grandmother Molested by Horny Ghost

Doris Birch, a seventy-three-year-old grandmother who lives in a flat in Herne Bay, claims that she's been molested by an unseen molester since months ago. She described the outerworldly experience as being groped and touched by a pair of unseen hands. Shaking the sheets, duvet, and the mattress didn't scare away the invisible entity. She asked for help from her church's vicar and paranormal researcher Ray Herne. Herne claims that he can trap the poltergeist in a light vortex and banish it to where it belongs.

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New Internet Meme: Pepper Spraying Cop

A disturbing act by a police officer was recently captured on video with a cellphone and gained viral status online. It involved a police officer pepper spraying peaceful Occupy Wall Street protesters at UC Davis. People called for the resignation of Chancellor Linda Katehi, who called for an investigation of the incident. Charles J. Kelly, who formerly worked for Baltimore Police Department, said the action was nothing unusual and done according to protocol. It's common for police officers to pepper spray people who aren't compliant with police orders.

Regardless of who's in the wrong, the spraying police officer, Lt. John Pike, is starting to become a meme. There are countless images of him photoshopped on to famous paintings and art including Manet's "Luncheon on the Grass" and Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte".

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Indian Talent Show Goes from Shocking to Bloody

In stunts that would earn censorship in the Western media, Indian stunt men put themselves through bodily harm with feats such as eating glass, beating each up with a hammer while being weighed down with slabs of concrete, and falling through piles of florescent tubes. Throughout all the stunts, the female judge screamed like a damsel in distress.

Caffeine in My Feces? It's More Likely than You Think

Caffeine concentration in the water is a good indicator of pollution from the sewers, a study done Canadian researchers claimed. Professor Sébastien Sauvé and his fellow researchers at the University of Montreal discovered that the amount of fecal coliforms such as E. coli bacteria in the water correlates strongly with the concentration of caffeine in the water. Though the water samples contained other chemicals like Carbamazepine, caffeine showed the strongest correlation. Since caffeine is only discharged by people, it is a sure fire way of detecting domestic water pollution.

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Teen Girl Flipped Out Over Boyfriend's Refusal to Take Her to Twilight Movie

An eighteen-year-old girl from Aurora, Illinois, became very mad after her boyfriend refused to take her to watch the new Twilight movie, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, an angsty teen movie about romantic vampires. Olivia Ornelas got drunk and drove on a car without front tires and eventually ended up in a ditch. When police found her, she slurred her sad story. Not amused, Kendall County police promptly arrested her.

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Two-Headed Turtle and Other Freaks of Nature

The Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles has recently been displaying freaks of nature to the general public. Todd Ray, an avid collector of weird animals, has no qualms about exploiting these animals for profit. His most recent attraction is the two-headed razorback musk turtle--one named Teeny and the other Tiny. The two fused baby turtles are about the size of a penny. Other freakish animals he has include the five-legged dog, two-headed turtle, two-headed calf, three-eyed fish, all of which he bought from other owners.

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Stupid Accidents and Medical Mishaps - iPods Stuck in Rectum and More

X-ray picture of an iPod stuck in rectum


In the twenty-first century, almost nothing is weird anymore. We hear bizarre new stories of everything from strange fetishes, weird habits, to grotesque murders on the news everyday. One person decided to capitalize on this, specifically foreign objects stuck inside the human body. Medical doctor Marty A. Sindhian did some research and wrote a book, Stuck Up, that illustrates the most notable of these accidents, both deliberate and otherwise. Perhaps after reading this book, some people would be enlightened enough to think twice before putting stuff inside their bodies.

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Special-Needs Girl Bullied by Her Own Teachers

When Cheyanne's parents discovered who the real bullies were, they were utterly shocked. At first they didn't worry much about their daughter's claims of being bullied. Bullying is very common in schools after all. When they took the matter to the principal, he merely had a chat with the Christie Wilt, Cheyanne's teacher, and Kelly Chaffins, the teacher's aide. That resulted in nothing so they took the matter to the superintendent of Miami Trace schools Dan Roberts, but that was also useless. In a desperate act, they attached a hidden tape recorder to their daughter and caught the teachers red-handed. Despite a civil lawsuit, the parents wouldn't let up until the teacher is fired.

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Man Eager to Get Laid Got Stabbed by Satanic Women

Rebecca Chandler

Raven Larrabee

An eighteen-year-old man from Phoenix, Arizona met a woman online and, hoping for a sexual tryst with her, went all the way to Milwaukee to meet up with her. Instead of having the time of his life, he went through a nightmare. Together with her roommate, Chandler brutally cut and stab the man over 300 times. Luckily, the man lived to tell the tale. When police arrived, they discovered Satanic paraphernalia. Both Chandler and her roommate Larrabee were arrested.

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Doctor by Day, Serial Killer by Night

During World War II, France was occupied for a time by the Germans. One would expect solidarity amongst the populace against the Nazi invaders, but it wasn't so. Dr. Marcel Petiot was a well-respected doctor who treated people from all walks of life, from refugees to Gestapo agents. He was even once hired by the US as an informer code named Pond. However, his friendly outward concealed a monster within. At night, he would kill people, mostly Jews, and then burn their bodies in a furnace after luring them to his house.

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Marquitte West Gets Two Year Sentence for Beating Up A Gay Man

Marquitte West, while hanging out in Oswego, Chicago, became offended when Bryce Stiff openly showed off his gayness. The offense was enough to make West hire a bunch of thugs, paying them $20 each, to teach West a lesson. After getting beaten brutally, Stiff suffered a lot of injuries and was emotionally scarred. The relatively short sentence for the hate crime caused anger amongst those who wanted a harsher sentence for West.

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New Orleans UFO Mystery Revealed

The alleged UFO that was captured on camera near St. Louis Cathedral and shown on television during a Colt-Saints football game in New Orleans was given a mundane explanation. The original photographer, R.D. Willis, called Huffington Post to correct their story, saying that the lights were nothing but airplanes that happened to fly by during the time-lapse photography. Still, the most hardcore of UFO believers aren't buying the story and called it a coverup.

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German Tourist Cannibalized by Natives in Nuku Hiva

German Tourist Stefan Ramin may have met an unfortunate fate as food for the local cannibals on Nuku Hiva island in French Polynesia. Ramin was having the time of his life with Heike Dorsch in the beautiful jungle island. The Hamburg resident was last seen with Henri Haiti, his tour guide, on a hunt. Haiti returned alone and told Dorsch that Ramin was injured, but immediately tied her up. She managed to escape and alert the authorities. Later burned human remains were found near a camp fire.

Mr. Haiti is the prime suspect. He has a tattoo on his should that symbolizes the Kaioi tribe, a defunct group of people who ate human meat.

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Man Sues Photographer to Recreate Wedding

Todd J. Remis of Manhattan recently sued H & H Photographers for breach of contract, emotional distress, among other things. Remis was dissatisfied over how H&H photographed his wedding with Milena Grzibovska, which took place in 2003, and wanted a refund in addition to $48,000 to recreate the entire wedding from scratch. The suit would have some merit if it weren't for the fact that his marriage ended in divorce and he waited so long to sue. Even the judge joked that the plaintiff was more interested in the memories of the wedding than reality.

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Controversial 9/11 Photo Stirs Controversy

Fearing a massive backlash from the public, author Thomas Hoepker refrained from publishing an apparently insensitive photo taken on the day of the September 11th attack. Even though it's not appropriate for the public, the photo has become one of the most memorable moments captured. Some say it could be interpreted two ways: one is highlighting general public apathy; another is the resilience of the Americans after a huge tragedy.

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Near-Death Experience is Nothing But Imagination, Scientists Say

Many people who survive near-fatal accidents or go through medical treatment claim to have near-death experiences. Unfortunately, scientists don't take the testimonies of the people who make these claims for granted. For those who see the light at the end of the tunnel, scientists say that the effect is caused by the sudden death of certain cells. In addition, the feelings associated with the near-death experience are caused by stress-related hormones. Scientists always have a way of destroying people's wonders.

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U.S. Servicemen Killed By Drone Strike

A United States marine and a medic were killed in a drone strike. This was the first recorded accident involving friendly-fire deaths from drone craft. Details of the incident are murky. Even though commanders in Afghanistan were unable verify the identity of the targets in the surveillance video, the strike was ordered. The unfortunate accident was blamed on miscommunication. No people were charged.

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Russian Man Hoards Over Twenty Female Corpses at Home

Anatoly Moskvin, a forty-five year old man with an apparent necrophilia fetish, was arrested in Russia for digging up over twenty corpses from several local cemeteries. The corpses were all female and between the ages of fifteen and twenty five. He kept them at his home and dressed them up as exotic dolls. His parents were horrified upon their discovery of his crime and reported him to the police.

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Condoleezza Rice Described Gadhafi's Crush on her as 'weird and a bit creepy'

One time Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, on a tour to promote her new book No Higher Honor: A Memoir of My Years in Washington gave tidbits of her experiences working for the US government. She had encountered many weird situations during her visits with foreign leaders. One time she met an African leader who was high on drugs. The meeting with Gadhafi was even weirder. The now dead Libyan leader apparently ad a crush on her. He dedicated a song to her called "African Flower in the White House" and created a video montage of Rice in addition to lavishing her with gifts. She can now breathe a sigh of relief now that her creepy admirer is dead.

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Face of Jesus Inside Testicular Tumor

A face that rivaled that of the previous images of Jesus found in bread, food, and elsewhere was found inside the testes of a man afflicted with a tumor. Canadian doctors were initially shocked, but after sending the ultrasound image to colleagues for review, the mundane explanation was just coincidence.

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Teenage Girl Hangs Herself in Creepy World During Halloween

In Fenton, Missouri, a seventeen-year-old female employee of Creepy World accidentally hanged herself during work. She was discovered by a fellow employee and rushed to a hospital. Visitors may have walked without noticing what had actually happened.

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Aspiring Author Doesn't Know Who J.K. Rowling Is

The Diva star of Jersey Shore, Nicole Polizzi, also known as "Snooki", is the author of A Shore Thing, an unlikely book that made it to the New York Time's best seller list. People may assume that given how she made some success in authoring books, she would know about popular authors as well. But surprisingly, she doesn't know who the author of Harry Potter books is, and not even Maya Angelou, one of the most well-known authors that even Oprah interviewed.

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Man Shoots Neighbor for Telepathically Raping his Wife

Tony Pierce was shot by Michael Selleneit for alleged telepathy harassment and rape of Selleneit's wife. Selleneit claimed self-defense, which police didn't believe because he had been making those allegations of his neighbor for years.

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